And boy, will they make a difference in dance-offs. Call of Duty is set to deliver this year, handing us the keys to their own walking tanks. Since Titanfall arrived, everyone’s been eager for some giant mech action in their shooters. Unfortunately for players, this means they’ll then have to settle for kites and blisteringly fast hot-air balloons to get around. We’re definitely in for a few levels of legal wrangling in the courtroom. I’ll go on record saying that the top moment of the next Call of Duty will be when your military organisation is sued by numerous sci-fi directors and artists for ripping off their helicopter plane designs. I mean, you have to keep moral up somehow. Providing an instant tent if you fancy a kip, this means you’re never far from camp-fires, songs and roasted marshmallows. Luckily, these technological marvels have another function. The deployable cover of Advanced Warfare will be highly useful during the battles you’ll find yourself in, giving protection the environment might not provide. I’m sure Alan Titchmarsh already has a pre-order down. Similarly, those gravity-defying jumps would allow you to give hard-to-reach hedgerows a trim. When moving heavy objects like plant pots or man-sized vases at your local garden centre, strained back-muscles will be a thing of the past.
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